I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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