ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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