Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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