Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
