Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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