We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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