I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There are leaves in my underwear?
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