don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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