I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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