Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(563): View more from Iowa

i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He had a curved dick....must be a european thing

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(360): View more from Washington

I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"

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(949): View more from California

You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

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(757): View more from Virginia

Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.

(1-757): View more from Virginia

It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

im in the post action - pre consequence stage.

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(515): View more from Iowa

He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?

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(512): View more from Texas

So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.

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