i don't plan on having that self control this summer
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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