I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He shit in the fireplace
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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