omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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