i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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