is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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