This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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