But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Bring me that man meat
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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