whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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