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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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