even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
