Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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