So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How external is "for external use only"?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
