What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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