at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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