I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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