You're completely useless in the revolution.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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