508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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