i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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