I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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