I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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