I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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