you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
