I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i drank out of a bidet.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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