lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i was born a porn star she said
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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