So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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