do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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