8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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