Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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