Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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