dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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