He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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