i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
