Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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