I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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