Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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