the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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