you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
