Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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