I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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