Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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