And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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