Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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