wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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