she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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