YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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