I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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