worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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